Thursday, April 20, 2006

i hate daily writing

i'm not sure which is the most daunting, a blank piece of notebook paper, an empty Word document, or a blank create post page on blogger.

my sophomore year of high school i had the privilege of having mrs. woods as my honors english teacher. this was a privilege because one could see firsthand that the legends were true. you could indeed watch in a real time a perfectly good pencil disappear into her fro never to be seen again. you could also see the veins in her throat and wonder if you would be the lucky class in which they burst once for all as she emphatically encouraged us to discuss a separate peace, catcher & the rye, lord of the flies, and whatever else one reads during sophomore english class.

one of the aspects that separated mrs. wood's honors class from the regular class was the dreaded, the awful, "daily writing". this is where for the first 15minutes of class there was no talking and you were forced to write continuously, no stopping for thought or breathing, until time was up about whatever topic mrs. woods happened to pull out of her fro. generally it related to the chapter of the book that you didn't read the night before even though you were directed to do so. every fifth time or so, (or 2 days in a row to keep you on your toes) she would collect the daily writing and grade them. other times the efforts were just swallowed up into one's personal daily writing folder.

dreadful as this honors english class may or may not be sounding, it was actually one of my breaking out moments that defined my high school career. it was in this class that i fashioned my ever popular "I hate daily writing" sign that would become well known and admired throughout the rest of my tenure at mhs. it was a simple piece of notebook paper on which i'd scratched, rather carved the words, I hate daily writing, so largely that this one sentence took up the whole paper. i know the words were carved because if you turned the paper over you could see the paper pushed up where i'd applied so much pressure with the pen due to the intense emotions i had towards daily writing. each day i'd pull out the sign, gleefully really, and put it on my desk, next to my normal actual paper. if i could think of nothing to write, but still needing to appear as though i was writing something, i would trace over the letters "I hate daily writing" over and over again. when mrs. wood's came around monitoring i would slyly slide it under my essay. sometimes i would forget or mrs. woods would sneak up on me and everyone would begin to look at me wondering if this was going to be the last of my I hate daily writing sign. but she never saw it. and i became quite popular in my sophomore honors english class.

sometimes i wonder if she did see it and really didn't care. or maybe she too, secretly hated daily writing. or maybe she knew inside, and laughed secretly to herself, that i would one day engage in voluntary daily writing hoping somehow to entertain my friends in a more positive way than an I hate daily writing sign. or maybe, just maybe, she never noticed because of all those pencils in her hair weighed her head down so much that she was afraid to look down and try to read what i was writing. perhaps she'd be pleasantly surprised at all the things i've written since then.

6 comments:

Will said...

I think your readers would enjoy a sample of your daily writing, posted right here on the blog. Gig 'em.

Anonymous said...

Indeed, I do enjoy your daily writing these days Sharon. Keep up the good work.

Fondly,

Mrs. Woods

M&B said...

Mrs. Woods modestly did not mention that she invented the first blog in 2002. She credits her daily writing as the initial inspiration for the hobby that has swept the world, bringing democratic cries in China and giving millions a satisfyingly distracting activity to perform on the job or when they need to speak their mind.

I suggest that you honor her a blog moment for her contributions to mankind - and hope that you will support her nomination for a Nobel Peace Prize.

I had Mrs. Woods.

You may have also read Old Man in the Sea and Hamlet.

You should at least mention that she spent more time supporting student activities and athletics than any other teacher... and unlike later English teachers did not have cankles.

And you didn't even mention anything about the way she nodded her head up and down and said "Yes, yes." Or about the big smiles or the deep frowns that she would make... she would have used one of those faces for sure if she'd seen the sign.

But I did have a good laugh - did you sit on the left side of the room?

Anonymous said...

M~
You always were a brownnoser, weren't you?

Mrs. Woods

thesharester said...

lol, ah i forgot about the big frowns. but yes, i was indeed a leftsider.

Anonymous said...

I too had Mrs. Woods and thesharester has described her rather well. Nice to know her hair remained big and fro-like in the 10-12 years between martyj and matt and thesharester. What I remember, not so fondly, was the never-ending parallel writing assignments. We had to choose an issue of the New Yorker and write (article for article) our own articles (including the dreadfully elitist cartoons) in parallel structure. People (a Mrs. Woods-ism), parallel structure means articles, nouns, verbs, adverbs, all placed in the same order as the original, yet about something totally different. I suppose this improved my writing somehow, but at the time...I disliked it very much.

Former student of Mrs. Woods